Womanizer … He is not
A 19-year-old Tampa, Fla. tool, Antwan Grandberry, was arrested for punching his mother in the face after she caught him choking the chicken, er, spanking the moneky, er—MASTURBATING.
According to reports, he was outside of his mother’s home, jacking off in the backyard at the discreet hour of 7 p.m., when his mother yelled for him to stop. Furious, he walked around the house to the front and rang the doorbell. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at him, he then punched her in the face, knocking her the fuck out.
He was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in jail in lieu of $500 bail, where he can jack off as much as he’d like with no complaints.
This guy here is just not right, masturbating ok yea gross whatever we all do it. But getting caught by your mother and getting pissed off at her and then punching her in the FACE? WTF??? Eww I just thought of something…which hand did he use and which hand did he punch her with :(
